Here's the truth!

OK you know what, it's time to come out with it! Here's what happened to me the other day that was so unbelievable, and here is a picture of the monster to prove it!

I'm telling you, you'll never believe me but.......here goes!

Let me start from the beginning.....Thursday of last week I got my gym pants out of my car to change at the radio station before going to the YMCA to work out, when I put them on, there was a BIG HOLE in the side of them, I laughed it off, and a bunch of the people at the radio station were joking and said you have a rat in your car.

Friday morning as I was leaving for work I noticed a bag of trail mix had been torn open and was scattered all over my floor board, I cleaned it out and went on to work without giving it a second thought.

Well yesterday morning, I got in my car and made it about 1/4 of a mile from my house, when a RAT lunges at me from my floor board! Not a cute, little, fuzzy mouse, a RAT, ATTACKS ME! I'm talking ATTACKS ME, I immediately started screaming as if I was going to die, (only God knows how I didn't wreck) I jerked my emergency break and flung open my door, all while fighting off the RABID RAT!

I threw the RAT into my back seat, flung open my door, and went running down the middle of the road, screaming like a blooming idiot! But seriously.....WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?

I know you probably think this never happened and I would have thought I was trippin' big time, but I have the scratch marks up and down my arm to prove it!

It was the most terrifying thing that has EVER happened to me! I only wish there would have been a witness, it had to be the FUNNIEST thing anyone would have EVER seen!



Feel free to laugh at my expense!

Will you bake me a cake?

Well, my birthday is just around the corner! April 5th I'll officially be 22 and you want to know how I feel about that.....well.......I don't feel much at all! I mean, 16 was incredible cause I was able to drive, 18 was Awesome cause I was an adult, and then 21 cause well..........you know......(but considering I don't drink it didn't do me much good) I fear that all the mile stone birthdays are gone! Now, there just regular old birthdays from here on out. The last party I had was my 18th, I don't think I've had one since then, maybe this year some one who loves me dearly will throw me a surprise birthday party?......I doubt it.........

My mom always makes me an awesome butterfly cake, she started doing that about 3 birthdays ago and has just made them for me ever sense, they are really beautiful and the best part is, they taste good! But this year, I think I want an ice cream cake.....YUMMY!

So what do you think I should do for my big 22? Any suggestions? What did you do for your last birthday maybe I can copy off you and have a great 22 birthday bash!

Until Next Time, Be Safe, Have Fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love ya

God Bless

-Tia Maria

You wouldn't believe me if I told you!

Here's 5 things that make me smile! I am writing this list because I had a TERRIBLE morning, like, so bad that if I told you, you would call me a liar. So, instead of being upset ALL day long, I thought I would make a list of at least 5 things that make me smile!

1. Cute kids, above you will see one of THE MOST ADORABLE little kids you have ever and will ever see! Her name is Carolyn and she's a living breathing doll.

2. My dog, Ices (yes i realize thats a stupid name but thats what it was when I got her), she is 5 years old and one of the sweetest animals you will ever meet, she actually just got home from the groomer! Cute I know!

3. Summer I love summer, I love warm days and nights, I love swimming, I love camping, heck I even love the annoying bugs, I just like summer!

4. Amusement Parks! I love em' all! Kings Island, Cedar Point, Bush Gardens, Disney World, Six Flags, You know what, I even enjoy Camden Park! I LOVE going fast and getting scared so the bigger and faster the roller coaster the BETTER!

5. Chinese food, I just had to throw this in here! I can't think of any kind of food I would rather have more than Chinese food! I love Wong Tongs, General Tso Chicken, Egg Rolls, and of course fortune cookies.

Well, I have to say I feel better! Hopefully the rest of my day will be brighter than the morning I've had.....seriously I would tell you what happened to me but you would never believe me!

Until Next Time, Be Safe, Have Fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love ya

God Bless

-Tia Maria

People from Kentucky......

There are just certain things that people from Kentucky pride themselves on.

1. Their trucks, especially men, and of course a few woman, most of whom can spit farther than a man.
2. Momma's, no matter how many time's she called the law on you, people from Kentucky love their momma's!
3. Hunting and all the equipment that goes with the terriotory, (guns, four wheelers, dogs etc...)
4. Coal Mining, everyone ( well most everyone) is proud to support coal miners and the work they do.
5. AND #5......UK basketball! Sorry UK fans I know it hurts dosen't it! UK won...................then............UK lost :>( We have to stop the madness, having a good UK basketball team is TRADITION! I mean, when you think UK you think basketball, anymore though you just get a sad sinking feeling in your stomach! For those of you who bleed blue I know this hurts especially bad for you, just remember a fan is a fan, win or lose. Wear your UK ties to work, and hoodies on the weekends, don't lose hope!

Oh who am I kidding, it's time to move on UK fans, lets take our time and energy and support some other team who can play ball, lets see........Florida maybe? Or how about Kansas........

Until Next Time Be Safe, Have fun, Listen to Z-Rock, LOVE YA!

R.I.P UK

God Bless
-Tia Maria

Can I see your goofy pictures?

Here is another one of those senseless pictures, don't ask me what I am looking at? It's hard to tell......Do you ever just let loose and have a good time? You should, life is so serious all the time. I was so set on not having fun and being a grown up that I was making myself miserable, then one day I just stopped! I decided I was going to have some fun, I'm glad I did cause I wouldn't look to good with gray hair and I hear that's what happens when you stress over everything. E-mail me some of your goofy pictures, I would love to see em' but please...........keep em' clean!

Until Next Time, Be Safe, Have Fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love Ya

God Bless

-Tia Maria

See somthing girls can do that guys just can't

Here's an example of something women best friends can do and men best friends can NOT! It's just in the rule book that girl friends can put their heads together and take picture while men on the other hand have to have a woman in between them or stand the standard, 3 feet apart! It's been that way since the dawning of time and I doubt it will ever change.

Next, about the picture......Saturday night at about 3:00 in the morning I decide to visit my BESTEST friend in the whole wide world, Chasity. Around 4:30 we got bored and decided to coat our faces in ridiculous looking make-up and take millions of senseless pictures, this one just happened to turn out some-what cute! You don't even want to see the others, or maybe you do, if you do I will post them on my next blog but I have to prepare you they are not pretty! Needless to say I had a fun weekend, when best friends get together with nothing in particular to do, something fun always happens.

Hope you had a good weekend!
Until next time, Be safe, Have fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love ya

God Bless
-Tia Maria

It was all the calenders fault!

You know I can't remember the last time I woke up and had absolutely nothing on my agenda, if it isn't one thing its another, time is passing me by so quickly and man, no rest is starting to catch up with me. If you look at my old blog entry, with the picture of me and my new baby cousin you can see bags under my eyes, LITERALLY you can SEE them. I'm 21 I shouldn't have bags under my eyes no matter how LITTLE sleep I've had. If you're wondering what has sent me off on this rampage, it was all the calenders fault. I looked at it today and realized in less than 4 weeks I'll be 22! 22 What ever happened to 21?

Next question......What are you going to get me for my birthday? Yes, I am accepting gifts from all you Z-Rock listeners! Clothes, Candy, Flowers, Money, whatever you feel fit to send me I will gladly take!........you know I'm kidding right, well just wanted to let you know I am tired, but happy! I like being busy, not having anything to do scares the CRAP out of me. The thoughts of sitting at home twiddling my thumbs frightens me to no end! But more energy would be nice.....any suggestions?

Until Next Time, Be Safe, Have Fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love ya!

God Bless
-Tia Maria

Maybe he wanted to tell me I had a flat tire?

Sorry Z-Rockers I realize that for the last couple of days, I haven't been very diligent about posting new blogs, but trust me it was for your own good, I started my blogging days fast and furious, I had so much to talk about and stories I needed to let you in on, but now I've sputtered out, and I don't want to type aimlessly about nothing, so when I have nothing to say I just don't blog, but it just so happens that today......... I have something to say.

Did I miss the memo on why people act the way they do? I followed a coal truck driver half way to work today, he kept passing me, then slowing down and letting me go around him, then he would speed back up and start waving at me, I politely smiled back...... if I've learned anything in my 21 years here on this earth I've learned you can't be too nice to anyone... He was incredibly persistent about getting my attention, all I could think about was, what does he want to come of this situation? Does this man honestly think I will, ( I don't know) pull over. Come on, no woman would ever do that, at least no woman who values her life, and I'm not saying he wanted me to pull over I don't know what he wanted, but I can only assume it was to get my attention. 29 miles later he took a turn and I stayed straight, I'll never know what he wanted, maybe that's a good thing.

Well, I hope I didn't offend any coal truck drivers, cause I'm sure there SO many coal truck drivers that read my blog hahahaha......seriously though, I know there's good and bad in everyone and maybe that nice coal truck driver man wanted to tell me I had something wrong with my car, but then again I seriously doubt it......

Until Next Time, Be Safe, Have Fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love ya

God Bless

-Tia Maria