Here's the truth!

OK you know what, it's time to come out with it! Here's what happened to me the other day that was so unbelievable, and here is a picture of the monster to prove it!
I'm telling you, you'll never believe me but.......here goes!
Let me start from the beginning.....Thursday of last week I got my gym pants out of my car to change at the radio station before going to the YMCA to work out, when I put them on, there was a BIG HOLE in the side of them, I laughed it off, and a bunch of the people at the radio station were joking and said you have a rat in your car.
Friday morning as I was leaving for work I noticed a bag of trail mix had been torn open and was scattered all over my floor board, I cleaned it out and went on to work without giving it a second thought.
Well yesterday morning, I got in my car and made it about 1/4 of a mile from my house, when a RAT lunges at me from my floor board! Not a cute, little, fuzzy mouse, a RAT, ATTACKS ME! I'm talking ATTACKS ME, I immediately started screaming as if I was going to die, (only God knows how I didn't wreck) I jerked my emergency break and flung open my door, all while fighting off the RABID RAT!
I threw the RAT into my back seat, flung open my door, and went running down the middle of the road, screaming like a blooming idiot! But seriously.....WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
I know you probably think this never happened and I would have thought I was trippin' big time, but I have the scratch marks up and down my arm to prove it!
It was the most terrifying thing that has EVER happened to me! I only wish there would have been a witness, it had to be the FUNNIEST thing anyone would have EVER seen!
Feel free to laugh at my expense!
Let me start from the beginning.....Thursday of last week I got my gym pants out of my car to change at the radio station before going to the YMCA to work out, when I put them on, there was a BIG HOLE in the side of them, I laughed it off, and a bunch of the people at the radio station were joking and said you have a rat in your car.
Friday morning as I was leaving for work I noticed a bag of trail mix had been torn open and was scattered all over my floor board, I cleaned it out and went on to work without giving it a second thought.
Well yesterday morning, I got in my car and made it about 1/4 of a mile from my house, when a RAT lunges at me from my floor board! Not a cute, little, fuzzy mouse, a RAT, ATTACKS ME! I'm talking ATTACKS ME, I immediately started screaming as if I was going to die, (only God knows how I didn't wreck) I jerked my emergency break and flung open my door, all while fighting off the RABID RAT!
I threw the RAT into my back seat, flung open my door, and went running down the middle of the road, screaming like a blooming idiot! But seriously.....WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?
I know you probably think this never happened and I would have thought I was trippin' big time, but I have the scratch marks up and down my arm to prove it!
It was the most terrifying thing that has EVER happened to me! I only wish there would have been a witness, it had to be the FUNNIEST thing anyone would have EVER seen!
Feel free to laugh at my expense!

1 Comments:
oh hell no..
I would have stroked out..
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