Its Monday............. If you haven't noticed and I am about ready to unleash one of Monday morning Mood Swings!

There's no such thing as a perfect marriage especially NOT in Hollywood! Sure they live their lives in the spot light and still try to make things work but they rarely do. It's so funny when real couples are having trouble and when celebrity couples are having trouble the signs couldn't be more opposite!

When a celebrity marriage is on the rocks a publicist comes out and says, "No troubles here! Everything is fine. They have never been more in love than they are right now!"

Hello You!

When a real marriage is on the rocks a mother-in-law comes out and says, "he never was good for nothing, can't keep a job, he's a worthless breath of air."

When a spouse in a celebrity marriage gets cheated on they come out and say, "you know what he/she is going through a really rough time and I chose to believe my spouse rather than what the media has published about my husband/wife!

When a spouse in a real marriage gets cheated on they.....Slash your tires, burn your clothes, throw everything you own on the lawn, all the while calling a divorce lawyer!
When someone in a celebrity marriage is un-happy they fly themselves to Hawaii, go on never ending spending sprees and drink uncontrollably.

When someone in a real marriage is un-happy they do the same the only thing different is they can't afford it and go in to debt causing their un-happy marriage to be even more miserable.

I think that celebrities who get married are stupid its NOT going to last! Sorry, when Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippee split I lost all hope for celebrity marriages making it! The only way to make a marriage work is to be an average everyday nobody, even then, it's really hard to make things work but at least we are not looked at constantly like fish in a tank!

Until My next Monday Morning Mood Swing
Be Safe, Have Fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love ya

God Bless
-Tia Maria