What makes a good Haunted House?

Z-rockers

I am so thankful I made it through another week! Friday can NEVER come soon enough. But now.............. on to planning my weekend, Sunday I am thinking of being brave enough to enter in to one of the thousands of Haunted Houses all across the Eastern half of Kentucky! Seriously, I have seen Haunted trails, houses, and even fire departments, the question is which one do I want to spend my $5.00 on?

What makes a good haunted house?

Is it the blood and ooze or just simply the spookiness of not being able to see in front of you. For the record I DON'T like blood and gore. I am ok with it...... I just don't find it scary, to me its more or less gross! I don't want to be grossed out, I want to be scared! So there is one (amongst my many) Haunted House stipulations, Scary NOT Gross.

Next I like to see what's going on in front of me.....Don't make it SOOOO dark that you don't even know if it's scary cause you can't see ANYTHING! I like to see what creepy ghost are walking beside me otherwise it could just be some teenager in he's smelly football uniform brushing up against me and that's not even cool.

Too, I like for the haunted house to be long enough to enjoy. Don't ask me to give you $5.00 and then walk me through a minute and a half, haunted house. That's so not fair, I want some bang for my buck!

Lastly, I'm all about two part haunted adventures. Take me on a Haunted Hay Ride TO the Haunted House and I am one happy camper, now that's bang for your buck! I wouldn't even mind paying a little more. HEY, if you're going to give me a two part haunted adventure I'm willing to pay the price.

So what makes a Haunted House Good in my opinion?
1. Scary Not Gross
2. Dark but not too dark
3. Long enough to enjoy (no short haunted houses)
4. Two part Haunted Adventures (Hay ride and Haunted House....That's bang for your buck)

So if any of you know about any Haunted Houses around, that can offer me the perfect Haunted House by my standards, please let me know. E-mail me tiamaria@1075zrock.com

Oh and by the way, support these Haunted Houses, almost all of them are trying to raise money for a good cause. Fire Departments, School programs, church's, and other organizations, almost always use all proceeds to help their cause!

Until next time Be Safe, Have Fun, Listen to Z-Rock, Love ya

God Bless
-Tia Maria